Ok tumblr, how can I make money without having to deal with stupid people at walmart?!

ugly:

im literally tired 30 hours a day

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au8:

listoflifehacks:

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All I can think of when I look at the last one is

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The cat is scratching at my door, and 5am. Can you not?!

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whorville:

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

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Maybe home is nothing but two arms holding you tight when you’re at your worst.

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egberts:

burrito-john:

egberts:

youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses

but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?

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foolieghoulie:

torzath:

So I was taking a photo of my friend Aaron at the beach today when this happened.

goodbye Aaron

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arthur-recaps:

me when i diet

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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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